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Democrats and People

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 17:18:56 -0500

An exchange on a political email list we monitor....

[so-and-so] wrote:
> ...please get out there tomorrow and vote for a democrat for congress

[another so-and-so] replied:
> Sorry, I vote for people not parties.

[1st so-and-so] responded:
> "a democrat" is a person, not a party.

Our Response:

No, no no no no... you obviously haven't been paying attention.

Democrats are not people. Democrats are evil monsters grown in a vast array of hi-tech cloning vats by 'Darth' Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.

These cloning farms are often called 'grassroots' operations because the cloning process consumes enormous amounts of biomass, such as wheat and grain grown by hard-working American farmers which could otherwise be used to feed the hungry children of the world and to make E-85 for your SUV.

They are genetically engineered and psychologically programmed during cloning to never want the United States of America to "win" in any war, including the wars on Iraq, Afghanistan, Terror, Drugs, Immigrants, Children, Islam and the Middle Class.

As everyone knows, all bio-engineered beings grown in vats are homosexual, due to the influence of Science, and therefore every Democrat strictly adheres to the Gay Agenda for World Domination. What could be better than if the "same" in same-sex-marriage was another copy of you?

Their reliance on "Science" as a religion has given them the psychic ability to communicate as a hive mind, creating a vast and instantly-acting conspiracy of their evil schemes. Similar technology is used to control their worker-drone class, the worldwide media.

These operations are funded by liberal billionaire George Soros and Bill Clinton, his Clinton Global Initiative is a front organization to funnel money into these efforts, which are often hosted in France, Iran and North Korea to avoid detection by real humans, Christians and good God-Fearing Republicans.

All of this abuse of technology has generated an immense amount of heat on the planet over the last 50 years, often causing hurricanes and tsunamis with great destructive force. In order to hide and counter this problem, the Democrats run a heavily funded propaganda campaign touting "Global Warming" and "World Climate Change" as the causes. Al Gore leads this effort, often blaming hard-working Republican businessmen for the issue instead of the Democrat's own sick and twisted abominations of Science and Technology.

Also, they wear clothes made directly from a weave of embryonic stem cells and aborted fetus tissue, sewn by an army of Christian slaves in Chinese sweatshops. Their inbred desire to cut-and-run is only exceeded by their incessant need to eat your baby's flesh, then clone it so they can eat it again, and then tax you exorbitantly both on the original baby flesh and also the value-add when it was cloned.

And if your baby was a girl, they'll clone her again and force her to get a partial-birth abortion at the age of 9 and then they'll eat both her and the aborted fetus.

And if they win back the House, they've got plans for legislation so they can tax on you for that too.

So, please, please vote. These monsters are a danger not only to America, but the entire human race.

Yet Another Key Republican Evangelical Quits Amid Gay Sex Claim

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:27:43 -0500

ABC News has exposed yet another new twist in the apparent Republican need for sex from young boys while extorting Christian views, although these views in the past have basically reserved partying with young men to those higher in the Church.

The leader of the 30 million-member National Association of Evangelicals, a vocal opponent of same-sex marriage, resigned Thursday after being accused of paying for sex with a man in monthly trysts over the past three years.

iraq

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:03:55 -0500

"STAY THE COURSE"

by President George W Bush:

105.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iraq

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 18:10:00 -0500

100.....................

iraq

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:42:48 -0500

99.............

iraq

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:43:14 -0500

98.......

IT'S NOT POLITICS!!!

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 20:00:34 -0500

IT'S NOT POLITICS!!!
WE'RE JUST SCARED AS SHIT
AS TO WHAT THIS MANIAC (W) WILL DO!
hippie

EUGENE J McCARTHY

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 14:40:59 -0500

Former Minnesota Sen. Eugene J. McCarthy, whose insurgent campaign toppled a sitting president in 1968 and forced the Democratic Party to take seriously his message against the Vietnam War, died Saturday. He was 89.

McCarthy died in his sleep at the retirement home in the Georgetown neighborhood where he had lived for the past few years, said his son, Michael.

Eugene McCarthy challenged President Lyndon B. Johnson for the 1968 Democratic nomination during growing debate over the Vietnam War.

BUSH WIMPS OUT - AGAIN!!!!

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:10:43 -0500

ExHippie has always been against our actions in IRAQ and the far east. If the U.S. didn’t like Saddam or Osama bin Laden, three special forces operatives could have taken care of these assholes long ago. It’s the war for oil money (see Bush/bin Laden family connections) that gets our goat - but we have always ‘Supported Our Troops’; it’s big money that we despise which is what these actions are all about.

2,100 U.S. TROOPS KILLED ! Happy Thanksgiving Bush/Cheney/Rove

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:26:26 -0500

To call attention to the more than 2,100 U.S. troops killed since the war began in March 2003 and in addition the numerous Iraqi victims, on Thursday afternoon, more than 100 war protesters ate a traditional Iraqi meal: salmon, lentils, Middle Eastern bread, rice with almonds and a salad of parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers and bulgur wheat at the gates of Bush’s hideaway near Waco, Texas.

Bring OUR troops home NOW.

BUSH APPROVAL MARK AT ALL-TIME LOW - 36%

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:29:02 -0500

This is what happens when you lie,
kill OUR kids (IRAQ, etc.),
and ignore Americans in need (the Gulf Coast).

The American people are not as foolish or stupid as the Washington gangs believe –

"DON'T EVER TAKE A FENCE DOWN UNTIL YOU KNOW THE REASON IT WAS PUT UP" - GK Chesterton

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 22:21:39 -0500

GAYS TAKE IT IN THE ASS IN TEXAS

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 00:17:38 -0500

November 8th Texas State Amendment Election

The recent Texas Constitution Election was easily won by the big money, bankers, Christian Fundamentalists and developers. Did you really expect anything else?

This is the problem with living in Travis County, Texas (Austin), we’ve developed a ‘New York City attitude’ that we are not only “The Live Music Capital Of The World” - which is also bullshit – (we do have a lot of great and various types of music, but we think we are the center of the Known Universe – great bumper sticker – but that’s it!), but we are no longer able to be “INCLUSIVE”, as we have used as a mantra for years.

PRESIDENT BUSH IN DANGER IN ARGENTINA - NAFTA

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 16:25:15 -0500

"Peoples of the Americas are rising once again, saying no to imperialism, saying no to fascism, saying no to intervention - and saying no to death," said President Chavez of Venezuela, another oil rich country ripe for the picking by the Bush/Cheney/Haiburton oil empires.

ATTEMPT TO ‘PICK A JUDGE’ EXPOSES TEXAS JUDICAL POLITICS

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 19:07:52 -0500

APPEARANCE OF CONFLICTS FOLLOW TEXAS JUDGES UP THE POLITICAL LADDER!!!

The Austin American-Statesman reported today that:

‘Chief Justice Wallace B. Jefferson, asked to name a trial judge for the DeLay case, shared the same campaign treasurer and consultant as DeLay's Texans for a Republican Majority. One of his largest campaign donations — $25,000 — was from the arm of the Republican National Committee that's at the center of the allegation that DeLay and his co-defendants laundered corporate money into political donations in 2002.’