Democrats and People

Submitted by TheDude on November 6, 2006 - 5:09pm.

An exchange on a political email list we monitor....

[so-and-so] wrote:
> ...please get out there tomorrow and vote for a democrat for congress

[another so-and-so] replied:
> Sorry, I vote for people not parties.

[1st so-and-so] responded:
> "a democrat" is a person, not a party.

Our Response:

No, no no no no... you obviously haven't been paying attention.

Democrats are not people. Democrats are evil monsters grown in a vast array of hi-tech cloning vats by 'Darth' Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton.

These cloning farms are often called 'grassroots' operations because the cloning process consumes enormous amounts of biomass, such as wheat and grain grown by hard-working American farmers which could otherwise be used to feed the hungry children of the world and to make E-85 for your SUV.

They are genetically engineered and psychologically programmed during cloning to never want the United States of America to "win" in any war, including the wars on Iraq, Afghanistan, Terror, Drugs, Immigrants, Children, Islam and the Middle Class.

As everyone knows, all bio-engineered beings grown in vats are homosexual, due to the influence of Science, and therefore every Democrat strictly adheres to the Gay Agenda for World Domination.  What could be better than if the "same" in same-sex-marriage was another copy of you?

Their reliance on "Science" as a religion has given them the psychic ability to communicate as a hive mind, creating a vast and instantly-acting conspiracy of their evil schemes.  Similar technology is used to control their worker-drone class, the worldwide media.

These operations are funded by liberal billionaire George Soros and Bill Clinton, his Clinton Global Initiative is a front organization to funnel money into these efforts, which are often hosted in France, Iran and North Korea to avoid detection by real humans, Christians and good God-Fearing Republicans.

All of this abuse of technology has generated an immense amount of heat on the planet over the last 50 years, often causing hurricanes and tsunamis with great destructive force. In order to hide and counter this problem, the Democrats run a heavily funded propaganda campaign touting "Global Warming" and "World Climate Change" as the causes. Al Gore leads this effort, often blaming hard-working Republican businessmen for the issue instead of the Democrat's own sick and twisted abominations of Science and Technology.

Also, they wear clothes made directly from a weave of embryonic stem cells and aborted fetus tissue, sewn by an army of Christian slaves in Chinese sweatshops.  Their inbred desire to cut-and-run is only exceeded by their incessant need to eat your baby's flesh, then clone it so they can eat it again, and then tax you exorbitantly both on the original baby flesh and also the value-add when it was cloned.

And if your baby was a girl, they'll clone her again and force her to get a partial-birth abortion at the age of 9 and then they'll eat both her and the aborted fetus.

And if they win back the House, they've got plans for legislation so they can tax on you for that too.

So, please, please vote.  These monsters are a danger not only to America, but the entire human race.

( categories: National Politics )