TAKE A STAND FOR TEXAS INDEPENDENCE - VOTE KINKY IN 2006!

Submitted by hippie on October 9, 2005 - 11:38pm.

Help! We are surrounded by crooked politicians, lobbyists, special interest groups, and possibly that greatest of all enemies of freedom - apathy. Scouting reports from all over the State indicate that we are poised to take the Governor’s Mansion, but I need your help now!

                                                       
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Many thousands of you have enjoyed the fun spirit of this campaign, buying t-shirts, bumper stickers, and posters, and proudly displaying them at weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and minstrel shows throughout the South. Now it’s time to look deep into your souls and contribute as generously as you can to this brave battle for Texas independence.

We are fixin’ to find out how many Texans there are in the state of Texas, because that’s exactly how many it’s gonna take to change the world - one governor at a time.


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Some say I have a lot of one liners. Well, what’s wrong with that? Colonel Travis only had one line at the Alamo. He drew it in the sand. That was the moment, I contend, that Texas was truly born. Now I’m drawing a line, but it’s not in the sand; it’s in your hearts. Cross that line with me, folks, and we’ll make that Lone Star shine again!

Kinky Friedman
Governor in Waiting

STAY STRONG & POSITIVE
Hippie

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